First morning home after surgery. Some things I've learned: Percoset makes this damn touch screen keyboard that much harder to write on. I never realized the complexity of getting up from a couch. It really should be an Olympic sport. I never realized how low a tolilet was. Do we really need to bend at the knees in order to pee? What we really need is 5 ft. high toilets that require a slight bend at the waist. And apparently I like the term "we really need." Lastly, the drainage that comes from your stomach, in fact, does NOT
 smell. C'mon...if you had a tube sticking out from your stomach you'd want to know. Gotta run...Jerry's lighting candles and playing Barry White.